A Chuan Baby is a visible enlargement of the stomach created by eating too much greasy Chinese food, usually from eating too many chuan (kabobs).
Almost exclusively used in China
, popular among ex-pat
Paul: Aw man, I can't believe we ate so much.
Wendy: Yeah, I've even got a chuan baby now.
The action of a woman takeng a man's recently ejaculated semen
and rubbing it on her partner's face and then throwing ground hot pepper so it sticks to his face and creates a burning sensation in his mouth and nostrils.
Mike: Aw man, my girl gave me the wendy special last night.
Sam: Really? Why would you be into that?
Mike: What can I say? The burning sensation makes it all worthwhile.