Shower

A dismissive or dehumanizing term used to belittle a person or group, often implying that they are dirty, or in need of cleansing.

Person 1: im going to take a shower
Person 2: AHHHH DONT SAY THAT WORD AROUND ME
Person 1: mb im going to take a Sho*er

by The_Pych00 June 25, 2025

Double Homicide Shower

After a long night of getting fucked up, the act of shitting and puking in the shower the next morning.

I woke up in Judy's house and went to the bathroom and saw that Tom took a Double Homicide Shower, poor bastard.

by Cyeron February 7, 2019

Hercules shower

The action of bathing with your friend. One person begins by taking a shower with the drain plugged. The other sits patiently for the water to fill up, then they take a bath.

The drought is causing our water bill to be super expensive! Stevie, let’s take a Hercules shower to save some money.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.

A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.

by Ford Davis November 26, 2011

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.

Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.

by Spank bank July 29, 2022