Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.

She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.

by BKees May 11, 2015

Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

Fruit Salad

I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.

I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.

by Mol5on September 10, 2021

Double Salad Toss

When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time

That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!

by DogOfDeviance May 12, 2024

Sweep Salad

When you sweep someone in a series of 2k so badly, they are forced to eat a salad for the entire week.

Erlind hit Nic with the sweep salad after Erlind’s Knicks swept Nic’s warriors in 4 games.

by Slangleewang August 3, 2024

Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 December 26, 2008