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rule 1801 

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday
Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch
rule 1801 by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015
The nickname for a beautiful, kind, funny and sweet gir who truly gets you named Riley.
Riles is the best person on the face of the planet.
Riles by BoboRex September 4, 2016
No matter how many rules exist, more can be created.
Guy 1: Man, there is no possible way anyone could think of another rule.

Guy 2: "Rule 889"

Guy 1: Oh yeah...
rule 889 by Pixel Studios May 30, 2017

Rule of Friday 

Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.
Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday
Rule of Friday by Stockboy9 October 29, 2017
If you cannot understand it, it is machine code
Coder: I don’t understand this error.
Coder 2: it is rule 89
rule 89 by VoidedChaos May 1, 2018

rule freak 

Opposite of a criminal; a rather boring and frustrating person who is very lawfully upright, non-rebellious, submissive to authority and so conforming to rules, safety norms and standards to the point that it gets uncool when they themselves or others need to break the rules even for good reasons, they try controlling others with their rules, and may possibly have been a high school nerd, were once felons themselves and got fucked up, or were emotionally unable to be influenced to do the slightest types of deviance (bullying, staying out past curfew, stealing, drinking, partying, fights, pranks, foul language, etc.) during their teenage years either because they were way too wiser than 99.99% of teens, they lived in a very strict environment, they have a naturally righteous or obsessive-compulsive personality, or they haven't really grown past the childlike obediance stage for some reason. Legal prudeness is often considered a form of "experience virginity" if you haven't really enjoyed a phase of being "deviant" or nonconforming at least a single time during your teen years, so others will try to influence you just for the kick of it and get you to taste the hot, sweet flame of rebellion that you missed out on. Anyway, we've all known this one teacher who's a rule freak...

Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.
Amir: Where can I download a crack of Adobe Photoshop CS5?
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.