Jake Paul

A piece of shit that looks like a god damn big headed wig stand you would see at a fucking strip club. I've seen better acting on pornhub than i see on his videos.

Hey Mark, Jake Paul is a faggot ass bitch.

by Twitch.Tv_Zekken February 6, 2019

Paul

Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.

"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."

by Unicake February 6, 2019

Logan Paul

Someone who fucks his brother and shows dead body’s on YouTube

Ughhh there’s that bullshiting logan Paul acting like a buster

by Hi babe love u February 7, 2019

The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019

Jake Paul

When you kill yourself it was because of Jake Paul he ruins everything

Jake Paul made me do this kill that son of a bitch

by Joshua24200 February 12, 2019

logan paul

a chochy boy from Ohio. He runs his own line called maverick merch. He is a complete and utter ass hole. Zero self-control. But that's what makes him, him.

person 1: have you seen Logan paul?
Person 2: no id rather watch dwarf mamba

person 1: lol k

logan paul? what a choch.

by boyyyyyy123 August 30, 2018

Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018