tee off

The inessential act of removing one's shirt before a fist fight. Usually followed by an exchange of the words square and up.

I watched Jason and Matt tee off, squared up, and get arrested before anyone threw a punch.

by Johnny Fitswell January 10, 2018

twist off

to get really angry, then explode

he finally twisted off and killed the bitch

by sayonaura April 20, 2004

jack off

Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.

That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.

Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?

No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.

Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.

by achyhead December 28, 2005

piss off

fuck off

Fuck off BOFH

by richie August 8, 2003

Flick off

The term for female masturbation

So, I just watched 300 today, I really need to flick off

by Gekrwies November 28, 2012

knock off

v. to behave like a moron after consuming intoxicating substances.

Ok, I'll let you drink this everclear, but promise not to knock off.

by dinki August 24, 2003

cool off

Masturbate. Pleasure onself.

After watching the Christina Agulara video, Justin said he had to cool off.

by Embo103 September 16, 2013