Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010

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Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.

“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

“Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”

by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018

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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.

"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.

by EchKay-fohrseecksteen February 07, 2012

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But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 09, 2023

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combat nerd

A combat nerd is a player who says skilling is a waste of time with a combat lvl usually between 120-130 with a shit total level. eg. 1600. The funny thing is they are hopeless at combat and camp at bandits.

Grunza: Why don't you train your skills?
Calumforwrd : Becuase its a waste of time, im all combat.
Grunza: Lol, the funny thing is your combat is shit you combat nerd.

by Grunza January 19, 2009

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