battery soup

Water with AA batteries in it. Don't give this to people– It's a perfect way to sever your connections.

You cast off the apple and the lime. You gave them battery soup and now they hate you forever.

by Bobthedevastator February 16, 2008

Master Batter(s)

An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.

The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.

by airmail February 23, 2009

Batter's Box

A party game in which a "batting order" is established by a group of up to 9 bros at a party that sequentially calls for the individuals of the group to "step into the box and take hacks", or spit game at drunk bitches, or pitchers. Bases and RBI's are based on the sexiness, level of intoxication, and the progress made against the pitcher during the at bat; as determined by the bystanding bros. Statistics can be tallied the following day and can accumulate over a calendar year before starting a new season. The game can also be played in teams of up to 9 to make it a team-oriented game opposed to one solely rewarding for the individual; the difference being that the success of each at bat is fairly and intelligently determined by the opposing teams to the respective individual up to bat. It is important to remember that part of being on offense and preparing one's self/cumulative team for successful outings is maintaining the discreteness of the game throughout the process, so the pitchers are less prone to catching on to the fun and more prone to leaving a fat fucking hanger up in the zone to be talliwhacked four hundred and fifty fucking feet by yourself or one of your homies.

Since Bob's got that long dick confidence, he's gonna hit clean-up in our Batter's Box game tonight at Chili's.

by gigakong3100 December 31, 2013

Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.

Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

battery sniffing

Its healthy

Eat salad battery sniffing

by Battery sniffer 420 November 25, 2021

Batery's version of Dora

Batery is a stupi person who calls the HumanPotato names Such as: Dora the explorer

Batery: Dora the EXPLORER!

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: shut up

HumanPotato: -_- that is Batery's version of Dora

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021