A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020
Get the Mike Baileymug. by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019
Get the Mike’s Ratiomug. Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.
by johndeereo October 14, 2011
Get the Mike quiltermug. Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?
...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025
Get the Mikemug. The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.
by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018
Get the Mike Sabinmug. by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023
Get the mike dallymug. 