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jandamurra

Silly black coon

Funny sexy dark skin Latina milf

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Jandamurra is so black
by Luke hunter December 2, 2024
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January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh
It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…
by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024
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January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
by datguy_009 December 7, 2024
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January 17th'd

To get beaten in a fight
context this is The day where bodies hit the floor and Ewan is defeated by Daniel
Nahhh jit got January 17th'd in 3.14 seconds
by Starwarsfan2090 December 5, 2023
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January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot
person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7
by professional racist123 December 5, 2023
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January 28

The day an amazing person and boyfriend was born. He is funny sweet kind caring loving and so much moreeee! I loveeee uuuuuu 🥳👴❤️
On January 28 the best people are born!
by #bestieboo69 December 21, 2023
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January 6th journalists

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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