human

two legged creature with a love of glowy things

here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’

by *insert imaginative name here* December 7, 2024

Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021

Humanity

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist

"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"

by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022

mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Human

A creature with very edible foreskin, especially in girth. Beat the meat of the creature to cook it on success.

I made a game called Human Bowling Pins!

by He/he/he/ha August 3, 2022

humanity

just a ton of dickhead and asshols that live and breath.

humanity is fucked up.

by scanner_ May 7, 2022