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Hot Michael

The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.
Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael
by Private_TickleButton December 27, 2011
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hot eye

The act of throwing boiling hot water in someones face
1. She was peeking into my kitchen window so I hot eye'd her

2. I always keep a pot of water boiling on the stove in case I need to hot eye a door to door salesman
by orthonovum September 12, 2011
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hot cowboy

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.
My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.
by t bizzle November 30, 2004
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Hot Frank

When you perform a Cleavland Steamer on a woman and she uses the feces as a lubricant to jerk the man off.
Joe took a dump on Cindy's chest then she gave him a Hot Frank
by Hot Adam September 26, 2008
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hot dogging

no clothing remains on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex without actual penetration taking place. Just like dry humping but w/o clothing. The penis rubs between the lips hence the name hot dogging.
Sam and Joan have been hot dogging it for a while since Joan wants to keep her virginity until she's married.
by Kelly & Travis February 12, 2006
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hot scoop

(v.) 1. To use your penis to transmit bodily fluids into a girl's mouth.

Chocolate hot scoop: A subcategory of the hot scoop, this occurs when a man prematurely ends anal sex, at which point the girl poops mildly on his penis. He then proceeds to deep throat her.

Vanilla hot scoop: A subcategory of the hot scoop, this is when the man pulls out prematurely from vaginal or anal sex, ejaculates on her stomach or back, and uses his penis to shovel the fluids. He then proceeds to deep throat her.

Strawberry hot scoop: A subcategory of the hot scoop, much like the Strawberry Shortcake, a man pulls out prematurely from oral sex and ejaculates on her face. He punches her in the nose, and mixes the resulting blood from the injury as well as the ejaculate with his penis, much like a Fun Dip. He then proceeds to deep throat her.
God this family is so full of douchebags! My boyfriend's brother chocolate scooped me, and then my boyfriend strawberry hot scooped me in retaliation. Their father thought I was a bad influence so he taught me a lesson with a Neapolitan.
by Ammoruna Johnson August 9, 2010
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Hot Kramer

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.
by honey bear April 20, 2004
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