by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025
Get the put her through the mattressmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the `~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`mug. A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
Get the GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAWmug. by ☆Him N Her☆ March 30, 2025
Get the HIM N HERmug. Speaking of her... I saw her the other day. Her and her fat, short inferior husband went to the strip mall by my house... 🤏 That close Jordan
Hym "Don't invoke her as though she has been victimized in any way, shape, or form. I should have choked the shit out of her little ass... But I didn't! So I'm not morally culpable in any way. I've actually never done anything wrong. And I'm better than everyone. And I don't belong in an oven because I'm not a Jew."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Get the Hermug. by Dannyfreebandz November 10, 2022
Get the shot up her clubmug.