Haves

A word dumbasses use when they don’t know how to spell has these are the kind of people to fail an English class despite it being their 1st language

Person1: Did you hear Gerald haves chlamydia?
Person2: it’s has you fucking idiot

by Dominique Wilkins January 17, 2022

haves

A dumb and annoying artsyish Libra. (Hah-Vey-Ss)

Your such a Haves.

by Aylra May 21, 2021

are we gonna have a problem

It is a line from Heathers the musical

Are we gonna have a problem veronica?

by LittleFalcon May 13, 2024

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.

*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*

by MrDogeIndoraptor November 02, 2022

you have my word

When somebody steals your office 365 account.

Guy: HEY YOU HAVE MY WORD!

by hey i did something productive February 15, 2021

What is something that I don't have?

Love

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE

by YongieSon November 14, 2019