child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird

You are a fucker peanut

by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018

Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.

Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.

by Paco4u May 6, 2018

Schrödinger's Fucker

Synonymous with Schrödinger's Asshole/Schrödinger's Douchebag/Schrödinger Asshole/Schrödinger Douchebag/Schrödinger Fucker (someone who doing something disrespectful and try to defend their obnoxious behaviour by saying "bRuH, tHAt'S a JoKe")

No surprise why Indon considered rude in Anti-social media: They can't tell the difference between "plain joke" and "be a Schrödinger's Fucker"

by Sir. B August 17, 2021

fuckerism

when the female shackes during a orgasm throw holy water on her while chanting devil begone

her gave me a fuckerism i was so mad

by thundecock December 9, 2024