Gonzaga College High School

An All Boys School: Located in Washington, DC, Gonzaga uses remodeled apartment buildings. They are known for liking other men and losing to St. John's College High School (featuring Girls) in football, basketball, and baseball. Most students are characterized by their shaggy hair and flamingly homosexual ways.

Student: Let's go pick up chicks at an all girls school.
Other Gonzaga Student: Sure, let's hit up Georgetown Prep.

by CA April 24, 2005

Pitzer College

1. A community of hippies and stoners masquerading as a college.

2. A campus covered in bad graffiti art.

3. A place to make up useless majors, such as "Modernity," that no one can comprehend.

"You go to Pitzer College? Do you have any weed you can share?"

"I can tell you go to Pitzer. I saw your dreads."

"What do you mean, you're a sober Pitzer student?"

"I go to Pitzer to change the world, one roach at a time."

by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008

Coe College

A place where people go to college.

WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA

I went to Coe College WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA

by Lyle Spiller October 21, 2010

Geelong College

A place where all the rich kids go to school
snobby spoilt brats

20,000 a year
fucked up
= The Geelong College

by loveex November 1, 2008

Stonehill College

A small liberal arts college in Easton, MA. Though it has a good academic reputation, it is a terrible excuse for a college. Around 75% of the school's population are complete squids and fags and have no idea how to party. It is pathetic. I remember when I chose to go to Stonehill College, I read that it was not a big party school, though there were parties. That is not true, there are no parties at Stonehill at all. There is no greek life and the few who live in off campus houses are weird as fuck. The girl to guy ratio is 3:1, but in reality the amount of girls who go out on the weekend is so small, every gathering is a complete sausage-fest. There are some hot girls, but because the school is so small, not a lot of girls put out because the entire school will hear about it within a day. Stonehill is the hotspot for the scrubs and schwaldos and if you want to experience a normal college party, don't set foot on this campus. The worst part about the school is that all the squids think it is the greatest place ever because at Stonehill, even a squid can be a "partier". If you're reading this as a high school senior, don't even think about applying. North Korea throws down harder than this place.

"Hey man, do you wanna go to Stonehill College?"

"No, I am a normal person..."

by A Stonehill Student October 31, 2013

Rust College

Furious, chronic masturbation. Can also be used to describe other sexual endeavours, such as blowjobs, handjobs, and any other form of outercourse where semen is ejaculated on the female partner. The correct usage is "(To go to) Rust College."

Alfio went to Rust College, and therefore had to clean up before his mom got home.

Alfio and his girlfriend were going to Rust College one day, and she got jizz all over her face.

by Ignatius Loyola January 31, 2008

Community College All-Star

A community college student who fails to earn their associate's degree or the necessary amount of credits to transfer in the normal span of two years and must spend more semesters at the college in order to finish. A community college all-star is usually the result of poor grades/schedule management, indecision regarding fields of study or universities to transfer to, generally not giving a shit, or any combination of the the previous items.

"Did Joseph transfer to Marquette University yet?"
"Nah, last I heard he's staying at the local community college for the fall."
"So he turned into a Community College All-Star? That kinda sucks."
"It's his own damn fault, man."

by AZS090994 July 22, 2015