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Not to be confused with the payment method, Czech people, dictionary definitions, etc.

Checks are people who go around "just checking" to see if your door is unlocked. Some may also check windows or other lockable areas. They'll often do this on a routine basis in a given area.

Mostly they are bottom-tier, opportunistic burglars who, as soon as they realize your door is locked, will be gone and continue on to "check" the next one. Catching them relies on being able to notice and bait their pattern successfully.

Some may also be homeless, sex offenders, or otherwise fuckin weirdos, so it's really just best to keep your doors locked, this isn't the 1950's, people.
"Yo, is someone trying to open the door?"
"Wut?"
"I said someone just tried to get inside the fuckin' house!"
"Oh, those are just the Checks. Evening rounds, nothing to worry about. They're already gone."
by spotted peccaries January 22, 2024
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cheeky bastard energy

Cheeky Bastard Energy, similar to terms like Big Dick Energy, is an effect someone has where you can just tell that they are a Cheeky Bastard.
"Hey you see that guy over there getting up to mischief?" "Yeah, I had a feeling he would. He just has that Cheeky Bastard Energy."
by TallBoiRyan November 17, 2023
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Cheeky Baby

A baby resembling front-man of Radiohead, Thom Yorke which displays a sly grin and cheeky manner, unusual for a baby.
dude you’re being a Cheeky Baby right now!
by thomlova420 November 23, 2023
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Cheeky Baby

A baby who displays a sly grin and cheeky demeanor all the whilst looking like frontman of Radiohead, Thom Yorke. A sly and cheeky fella.
Dude you’re being a Cheeky Baby!”
by thomlova420 November 23, 2023
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Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023
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cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.
"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024
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Cheek Chillers

Assless chaps: buckled on over pants with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers, they have no seat (the term "assless chaps" is a tautology) and are not joined at the crotch. They are designed to provide protection for the legs and are usually made of leather or a leather-like material.

Also used for backwards worn female panties where the crotch is worn in the back, leaving more skin than with regular panties.

First seen in the movie Son-In-Law in a scene where L.A. resident advisor, Crawl (played by Pauly Shore) tries on southern clothes.
I can feel the wind on my bottom through these Cheek Chillers.
by KaterinaGrey February 26, 2024
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