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Cat Bagging

"Cat Bagging" (verb, transitive): 1) the deliberate, retrospective act of concealing or attempting to conceal escaped truths. 2) A method of negating or limiting potential damage caused by acts of wanton truth-telling. 3) Successfully bidding for a prize cat in a cat auction. 4) Putting cats in a bag (often more than one and typically in one swift movement).
5) Cheating someone or something of their freedom.
"I took so many Ectos last night I'm gonna be cat bagging for a month at least!"

"Well, that's one politician who'll be doing plenty cat bagging this week!"

"Guess who's been cat bagging at the village fair, kids!"

"Helen's not home this weekend so I'll be ready to leave once I've done all the cat bagging."

"Most inmates will claim to have been cat bagged at some point during their stay in prison." -HM Prison Revue, 2014

"I gave that Gold Crested Eagle a proper cat bagging after I found it shitting in the vestibule"
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cat and dog stretch 

A full back stretch; you must bend over like you are taking it in the butt and go back and forth until it feels better (may take a while)
Megan's back really hurt after her workout so she did the cat and dog stretch and it suddenly felt amazing as if she got it in the butt.
Where cats go at night. Under certain outdoor bits of wood or corrugated iron may be found the entrance to the Cat Pub, a subterranean chamber equipped with cat chairs, a cat jukebox playing cat music, a cat bar serving cat lager and a sort of pinata made from dead mice. After several hours in the Cat Pub, the cat emerges, pissed, and spews on your lawn. (Viz, Random Hut, 1986)
Bloke 1: Bruce, where's your cat, mate?
Bloke 2: Cat Pub, mate.
Bloke 1: Go on.
Bloke 2: Oh, my word.
Cat Pub by hydraulis August 7, 2016

cat in the tub 

trying to put your scrotum and penis in your partners ass and vagina at the same time
Man, last night i tried to put the cat in the tub on amanda. That shit was hard my nigga
cat in the tub by What a Cuck November 29, 2016

Cat Milk 

"Yo, I worked 6 hours overtime last week, but I didn't get paid time and a half"

"Maaaan...dat's some serious cat milk right dere, Grade A cat milk"
Cat Milk by The Big Ugly June 20, 2017

Cat ear girl 

The girl in school who always wears cat ears, or puffs. Mostly known to people as that girl who wears the weird headbands. Usually an all-around weird person, but has a nice side.
"Who is that"
"Just call her cat ear girl "
"Why"
"She always wears cat ears"
Cat ear girl by 4av3n March 14, 2018