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Charlie

Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.

Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders

2. Billionaires who lead illegal business

3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents

8. Theologians
9. Or dead

In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”

Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”

Charlie: “strange right?”

Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:

“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
by Wowthat’scrazybrother December 5, 2019
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Charlied

To be killed by Israel for speaking the truth or speaking against them
I hope Candace Owens does not get Charlied for speaking the truth
by Nnamdi Umahi November 11, 2025
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Charlie

The world worst person,Never date on if one comes near you run for the fucking hills.People with the name Charlie lie about everything and are the biggest Fuckboi who have very small dick
Charlie is a Fuckboi run for you’re life
by OliviaJonesthebest March 9, 2020
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Pee Pop In The Charlie

a fake british slang phrase coined by myself
"Pee Pop in the Charlie! We are in quite the pickle!" - British Person
by jacksons2000 February 10, 2023
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Charlie Chunkle

A fat man.
This Phrase can be applied when addressing any noticeably obese male. Ancient legend states that these people fought alongside the great Big nigga himself during the great furry war , although this does not apply to all of them for some are just fat. Not many have survived to tell their stories but alas justice was served during those many battles.
Trevor: look at that Charlie Cunkle over there, eating that sandwich like he owns the damn place.
Luke: shut for he has seen the terrors of this merciless world.

I'm such a Charlie Chunkle i've done nothing all week!
by KrunchytheKlown57 January 7, 2019
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Charlie

A Charlie is a Vietcong soldier, with the name coming from the American soldiers referring to them as Victor-Charlie or just Charlie. To be specific, "Charlie" refers to any commie force in North Vietnam.

The meme associated with Charlies is that one of their war attacks was brutal guerrilla warfare, in which they would hang from or hide around trees/shrubs. Often times before they attacked they would speak to other soldiers hiding, giving signal to open fire. The meme comes from tense phrase "The trees speak in Vietnamese."
Everyone gangsta till the trees yell "TAN CONG"

"Check the trees for charlies"
by ItsNoob March 13, 2019
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