Breaking The Bacon

Masturbation; cranking the hog. A slightly less vulgar term to describe the action of jerking off.

“Sorry I missed your call, I was breaking the bacon.”

by 𝐎𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐭 March 19, 2026

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Fat piece of bacon

Cum

Shut the fuck you fat piece of bacon… cum

by Cumshot67 July 19, 2025

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025

M. Babcocked

The Art of Snipering a female from unsuspecting men.

Tim and his girlfriend were hanging out at a party till Steve came out of nowhere and M. Babcocked my women out from under me.

The art of Cock blocking and stealing other guys women.

I hate getting Babcocked.

by yougotservedson May 26, 2012

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019

crisp p. bacon

the name of my pig

alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go

by kitkat132 May 10, 2021