Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by anonymous July 12, 2024

blow burger

Away one can get a fix if they find the right person with the drug they want. They make a burger and give the person with the drugs a blow job while they eat the burger.

Damn that Jill is not pretty but I got say she can give a blow burger for a hit any time she wants

by Tounge puncher October 2, 2022

Bob The Burger Builder

A person that is really cool.

Bob The Burger Builder gives no examples

by 0cean_man August 30, 2018

Burger

A sandwich with at least 1 beef, lettuce, cheese and some sauce

burger

by Handle.cfg October 30, 2022

burger it in

A lackluster attempt at performing an action or duty while garnishing one's language with ultra-hip, teenageisms.

Even if you burger it in, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences may still find your performance moving, despite it's obvious lack of effort.

by SECAMed September 30, 2008

Burger shrapnel

Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.

"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"

by Il Senza Preteze July 9, 2022