A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.
Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025
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