Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023

Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Hats

An item in the 2007 fps game Team Fortress 2

I have many hats

by Firepea368 April 2, 2023

Winged Hat

The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.

Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.

Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.

For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 3, 2023

Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole

That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023