Zoro

The original name for a zoo, but the the 'r' quit his job.

Little boy: "Mommy! I want to go to the zoro!!!"
Mother: "Now remember, hun, Uncle R quit his job."

by lambsonthelam September 19, 2011

Zorgon

Every woman carries baggage from a zorgon sooner or later.
ZORGON:
Remote and distant lizard being thinly disguised as a human, that shows no emotion while being very emo all day long. Craves world domination and secretly lives in an anime cartoon world.

Defense mechanisms: acid spit and mind control

Don't eat me MR ZORGON!

RUN! it's a full fledged ZORGON alert!

Once a zorgon, always a Zorgon.

Ladies, you can't change a Zorgon.

That Zorgon done gone broke her heart...

That Zorgon ate my baby!!!

Sector 4 is riddled with zorgons, we must reroute!

by hennerman January 17, 2010

Zoon

The way you feel for someone or something. Meaning you like them

I got a real zoon for that girl

by So what's up July 8, 2015

zoeonlyfriend

zoeonlyfriend is my bestie. she’s very nice and sweet. she recently just married ed sheeran. azra sheeran. i love u bestie.

zoeonlyfriend likes ed sheeran.

by urasassylilbaka July 8, 2021

planet zorton

where all bipolar professors call home

Senora Kramer hails from planet zorton

by giovanna March 2, 2004

zooni

Sassy hand-knit accessories (hats, mittens, socks) for children. Brand that emphasizes the celebration of children.

I love that zooni look!

by zooniwear April 24, 2009

Zorin

A zorin is very confrontational, especially whilst under the influence of alcohol. And he is definitely the guy that has that lighter you lost. But he can be very understanding of troublesome situations.

This guy named zorin tried to fight me at this party.

by HaileyYate July 3, 2018