zoomhole

A person who is nice in person but acts like an asshole online.

Brad was super nice at the party, but on the meeting tonight he was acting like a zoomhole.

by goldturks10e8 November 16, 2022

Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.

My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.

by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

by Henlaree June 18, 2018

zooming

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

by rupdaddy April 21, 2008

zoom the camera out

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.

Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.

by mgdb August 14, 2007

Zoomed-out

A state of fatigue, weariness or confusion from extended periods of time in Zoom meetings.

“I can’t do another zoom meeting. I am zoomed-out man

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein April 29, 2020

Zoombomb

When someone crashes your zoom call and shows dick pics, acts stupid, or plays porn until your teacher kicks them out.

Alternatively known as the highlight of your entire week.

Hey, let's go photobomb Kya's and her friends' pictures.
No, we're social distancing now. You can't even see people outside taking photos. She has English third period though, you could zoombomb her class.
Great idea, I'll show them all my dick pic.
Yeah man, you'll definitely get her with that.

by coleel May 21, 2020