Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008

zipperjones

a guy that can't keep it in his pants

that guy's got zipperjones for evey chick in the school (horns)

by wordjones56 June 25, 2009

zipperbaby

(n.) The orgasm of a man achieved while he's still wearing his pants.

When a man gets too excited by his activities and creams his pants, casting babybatter all over the zipper region.

(v. tr.) zipperbabied, zipperbabying, zipperbaby: The act of creating a zipperbaby.

"That stripper made me buy her a new outfit because she saw my zipperbaby and got pissed."

"My friend made a zipper baby during an 8th grade dance. He blamed it on the combination of pelvic movement and her perfume."

"Andy Samberg wrote an awesome song about making zipperbabies, it's called 'Jizz In My Pants'."

by @LeonardTPants December 1, 2011

Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014