I tapped that bitches "baby zipper" once, and almost had to unzip it 6 weeks later, i.e. an abortion.
by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009
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by RazorRaysin July 6, 2019
Get the Zipper Lather mug.Hoooo boy. On one hand, the name makes more sense than Sticky Fingers, but on the other, it just sounds ridiculous.
by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021
Get the Zipper Man mug.There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.
1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!
by Cockstin Lust March 21, 2011
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Get the Zipper mug.the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me
by tristan November 26, 2003
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