Top Yourself Tuesday

A Tuesday that is, or is going to be, so bad you are tempted to commit suicide, or "top yourself"

Joeys student 1: OMG, we have an English task first Tuesday back!
Joeys studnet 2: Fml, get keen for Top Yourself Tuesday everyone!

by PrettyStarFury August 22, 2009

don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself

You are lying! Don't kid yourself asshole!

by Salapoo May 11, 2016

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"

Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"

Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

by Arbaman September 14, 2008

lose yourself

Academy Award winning song written by Eminem. One of his greatest songs, with deep lyrics, a great rhythm and a catchy chorus. Eminem didn't attend the Oscars, but the award was accepted by Luis Resto. (who the hell is him?... i have no idea)

"You can do anything you set your mind to, man"
"And the Academy Award goes to... Lose yourself!!"

by eminem_fan September 2, 2006

big up yourself

Traditional male Jamaican salutory greeting accompanied by closed fists bumped one atop the other and then reversed expressing well wishes, friendship and respect

Everybody wid sense big up (yourself)*

*understood

by thinly_veiled October 19, 2003

unbottle yourself

If you're an uptight sort of person that needs an excuse to let loose a little and be a bit extroverted and have fun in a way that would normally embarrass you .. you need to "unbottle yourself".

Carlsberg has just laid claim to this term with their app campaign suggesting people "unbottle" themselves. It's targeted at Swede's in particular, being that they're uber conservative - trying to find the most 'courageous person' in Sweden.

at a karaoke bar with your mates - "Jimmy, you've got no balls, unbottle yourself and dedicate the next song to that hot blonde over there!"

at the work party, watching a colleague dance with an imaginary person on the dancefloor - "someones unbottled themselves .."

by HappyHourHanna April 13, 2011

Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.

I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011