your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"
Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"
Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022
Get the your mommug. The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Get the Your mommug. 
You know who is "......"? Your mom!
by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016
Get the Your mommug. Its a type of person that gave birth to you and most of the time they hate you but yeah they sometimes love you but hate you more
by Your mom fan🐢 December 9, 2019
Get the Your mommug. she is your mom duuhhhh
by whip with that food November 29, 2018
Get the your mommug.