your ancestors incestors 

The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.

Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT

Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.

Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.

Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.

your ancestors incestors by mianix May 17, 2018

Your family reunion a homosexual communion 

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

Your family reunion a homosexual communion by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018

Your ban dictionary

Haha funny it looks like your banned dictionary hahahahaha hahaha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha hehehehehe he

Bill: Hey, tell me a joke.

Tommy: Your ban dictionary
Bill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious

Your ban dictionary by RatPigDog March 19, 2021

your moms your dad 

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

your moms your dad by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009

Your brother a mother 

The worst swear word to date, say this and your enemy instantly explodes into a million peices

1-Your mom gay
2-your dad lesbian
1-no you
2-your granny tranny
1-your grandpap a trap
2-your sister a mister
1-your brother a mother
2-*instantly explodes into a million pieces*

Your brother a mother by SneakyMouse098 March 28, 2018

Your Dad Lesbian XD 

The perfect insult to throw back at those who say your mum gay lol

Him: stfu Your mum gay lol
Me: Well your dad lesbian XD
Him:Dies

Your Dad Lesbian XD by Skeleben ._. February 18, 2018

Your crush 

A person that doesn't like you

You:hi
Your crush:no

Your crush by I got rejected by my crush October 5, 2019