youth man

a young man or boy, used as a discriptive term to someone you do not know

"youth man your too young to have beer"

"what is peter's youth man's name?"

by Kev Dogg March 15, 2008

youthectomy

a. The forceful removal of teenagers.
b. The act of growing up suddenly.

a. The police officer performed a youthectomy on the party with surgical precision.

b. Your attitude stinks! Before you come to work tomorrow, you better do a youthectomy.

by Thomas Lafferty May 23, 2008

YouthScuse

When an individual realizes that the story they're telling makes them look incredibly stupid, and attempts to counteract this effect by quickly explaining that the activity being described occured during childhood, or at least a decade prior.

Dave: So, I had this funny habit of collecting the prettiest fall leaves I could find, but in the end, it...I mean...well, I was 11 at the time, so you understand.

Bill: You just gave a YouthScuse. I saw you collecting autumn leaves three weeks ago.

by Big Erik April 6, 2009

youth impaired

Means to be lacking youth, with all of the political correctness a must have!

Joel: Another birthday Charlie man you are getting old!

Charlie: I am not getting old just more "youth impaired"!

by real Mr. Mojo Risin February 24, 2011

youthism

youthism ( state of mind ) It's time to break away from living, in fear and brainwashing from Society.

We are "the kids" your parents warned you about ,all grown up that don't let society determine the direction of our moral compass. There is no planet B: We're not colonizing the Milky Way any time soon .
This may be news to you! After all, you’re a decent and smart person with youthism.

My Youthism is like Peter Pan
but F**king Awesome !
I love You .

by freethinking and openminded June 13, 2017

Yeeth

When you try to say Yeet but as it turns out, you have no teeth.

Old Person: *throws object* Yeeth!
Me: OKAY

by UltraM15 May 25, 2018

youthanize

To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".

I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019