Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. 

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022

you're such a trump

'You're such a trump' is when you've done something so unhumanly wrong and you're being a nasty human being but people still love and support you.

you're such a trump for making you're friend pay for a meal you ordered!

you're such a trump by LV1t8 July 20, 2016

You're Such a Dek! 

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'

Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani

You're Such a Dek! by Jack De October 18, 2008

You're such a doorbell

Used when someone has just done something stupid without bad language.

X: I walked in lampost this morning
Y: You're such a doorbell

You're such a doorbell by Batman's_Best_Mate January 7, 2011

you’re having a poor bloke on 

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

you’re having a poor bloke on by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

You’re such a baj 

“ You’re such a baj” is a common phrase used to call out a person who has no fashion sense whatsoever. “ You’re such a baj” is commonly used on people who wear uglyass, shitty clothing that looks like it came from the Stone Age. “ You’re such a baj” is also used on people who get their clothes from the dollar store and/or good will. If you are a “baj” and a “make-a-wish” kid wishes for you to look good, his wish will never be accomplished.

Person 1: *to person 2* Ew wtf you’re such a baj.
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!

You’re such a baj by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx July 1, 2022

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

You're such a simonist. by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009