I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Who would play her?

An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)

“My mom died yesterday”. “Who would play her?”.
“The Postmate’s guy came”. “who would play him?”.

by Tea Cassius August 17, 2022

it would be so awesome

It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen
The screens would light up, with real explosions
And special effects
Like, tons and tons of special effects
My super sweet cape would be special effects
And it would blow your mind
'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
No longer a sidekick, no, that's not me
Picture my bootie up in 3D
I'll shake my bootie in my own movie
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
I'd have the most impressive, cool and scary
Big, mean, hairy adversary
But not to worry, I'm the man on charge
Yeah, I'd have an alter ego
I'd be a billionaire
Standing tall with adult-size hands
And gorgeous hair
'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
No longer the sidekick
Now I'm the superhero putting villains to shame
ROBIN is the name!
Ooo, and I'd have my own hero music too
It'd go bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, boom!
It would play everytime that I entered a room
Then I'd say my sweet and ominous catchphrase
"Crack an egg on it, ka-kaw!"
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me

Jack: it would be so awesome

Billy Bobby: Jack, please stop. you've been singing that song since it got popular as a meme. and im going insane please stop for fucks sake

by hugothefish November 30, 2022

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

by Sugei July 16, 2023

10/10 would friend again

When you like a friend so much that you want to friend them again.

"You're so awesome! 10/10 would friend again!"

by ShayAkiko September 29, 2015

wish a mother would

Hoping someone pisses you off so u can hit they ass

Wish a mother would make fun my red skinny leg jeans

by joeypuffsalotadope September 17, 2018

Wish a gamer would

The more family friendly version of "Wish a nigga would", which usually means the speaker wants the person to do something to annoy them, then face the consequences.

Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"

Person 1: "Dude, that other guy has been talking shit about you and how he could fuck you up in a 1v1 last night."

Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."

by BTS4ever December 17, 2020