Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wonk Zilla

A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.

The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!

by WonkZilla4President April 19, 2022

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

wonks

somebody that has a wonky, or a screw on leg

alright wonks! your wonkalicious

by laura maldon January 4, 2008

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

by Catmuncherthegreat September 4, 2019

Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

wonks

When you feel a bit wonky. Feeling tired, lethargic, but also a bit crazy and delusional.

I'm sorry babe I can't cook dinner tonight I have the wonks.

by M North May 20, 2021