Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 2, 2014

WONK

Used to describe something that’s weird/odd/stupid

“Hey that one Johnny kid is a WONK”
“Bro why’d I do that I was such a WONK when I was younger”

by Crunchy Munchy April 24, 2021

Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Wonk

To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.

mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.

by VTDG March 17, 2022

Wonk

Wonk is a wonk
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it

The green ones are bad

Yesterday me and my gran shared some wonk

by TheGrogan January 6, 2022

Wink Wonk

Used as a purely comedic way of hinting towards the “big do”. Just for joking around.

A YouTube comment: “They must like each other (wink wonk)”
Sentence: “Did they... you know... wink wonk

by IlikeWORDS🌈 June 23, 2019

Wonks

Wonky but more wonky. Could also mean less than wonky but still wonky. The scale goes like this: normal-wonks-wonky-wonks-

That is one wonks drawing.

by MeltedLint March 27, 2021