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mum battle

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004
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Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.
by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023
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Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.
"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum
by the dark lord October 18, 2018
mugGet the Robbie's mummug.

your mum

your mum, gay
by PTDS Guy September 30, 2019
mugGet the your mummug.

Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men
Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!
by Chinnage March 27, 2022
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Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE
I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums
by evabeaver October 12, 2022
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Sickle mum

A persons mother who doesn't understand the definition of Angelina stfu , bffaesywneabbo is another definition for sickle mum .
by Sickle mum June 27, 2020
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