Wikibitch

The person at the dinner table or party with a smartphone who gets asked to fact-check the conversation on Wikipedia, Google, etc.

Let's ask Mark what the capital of North Korea is. He's the wikibitch tonight.

by mike1925 January 28, 2010

Wiktoria

Wiktoria is a polish version of Victoria and usually has straight brown hair and brown eyes.
She is a great friend and you never want to let her go.
Her stunning looks means she gets all the guys but is true to them.
She has lots of friends but most of the time only 1 main one.
If you are her main friend you are likely to be from an hot place like Australia

or Africa which is a cool mix with Poland.

Dude 1: that wiktoria is FINE!
Dude 2: back off she's mine !

Girl1: that girl is so nice
Girl2: she must be a wiktoria

by True opinion March 30, 2015

wikiphilia

A powerful obsession with Wikipedia. A wikiphiliac may:

-turn to Wikipedia as the first and only source of information for a topic

-relentlessly defend Wikipedia's factual accuracy

-become uncomfortable when hearing information that he/she has not read on Wikipedia

-access Wikipedia several times a day

-spend much more time on Wikipedia than originally intended

-Wikipedia race

-compulsively switch to other Wikipedia articles, using the hyperlinks within articles, often without obtaining the originally sought information and leaving a bizarre informational "trail" in his/her browsing history (Such as from "Hmong language" to "list of most prolific serial killers")

-access Wikipedia for recreation

-enter a trance-like state while reading that is disorienting to exit

-constantly disseminate information read on Wikipedia

Patient: Doc, I can't stop reading Wikipedia. I'm on it for hours a day! My wife says she's going to leave me because I don't believe anything she says. I have to check it on Wikipedia first.

Doctor: It sounds like you have wikiphilia.

Patient: What's that?

Doctor: Look it up on Wikipedia.

by karsownr May 21, 2009

wiki to porn

The game by which one chooses a random page on www.wikipedia.org and attempts to reach the article on pornography through as few clicks as possible. See also wikichain, wikisurfing

Hey Frank, I'm going to wiki to porn from "Guitar", bet I can get there in 9 or less.

by Fred Gher January 2, 2009

WikiNerd

Term for somebody who regularly edits Wikipedia just for fun.

EX1: JOE: oh wow this wiki on quantum physics is intense.
MILTON: Yeah I edited that one, as well as the one on introductory physics.
JOE: You are such a WikiNerd.

EX2: The nerd in weird Al's "white n' nerdy is also a WikiNerd because he edits wikipedia.

by darkshadow29 August 2, 2010

wiki-hole

Going to Wikipedia to look up a simple piece of information, and ending up spending several hours reading about things you didn't know existed.

Last night I went to Wikipedia to look up the history of the $2 bill, and ended up in a wiki-hole for 3 hours.

by Michael Noe, Dan Ohrtman January 27, 2006

wikiphobia

The irrational fear of wikipedia. First brought on in the early to mid 2000's, wikiphobia was demonstrated within numerous high school and college campuses. Fueled by the initial distrust of web-based knowledge, wikiphobia led many innocent students to be robbed of basic yet precious insights into important works of literature, science, philosophy and the arts. Although Wikipedia is known to be an undeniably useful starting point for research in any area, wikiphobia is still a common mental illness. One day scientists will discover the cure for wikiphobia, we can only hope.

"Don't use wikipedia as a source for your paper! You will get an F!" - Teacher/ Professor

"Man, that damn Old Man River of a teacher must have wikiphobia!"
- "He needs help"

by DJanks February 11, 2009