FPT wifi network

synonym of shit, trash, poopy doo doo

I force him to use FPT wifi network as the worst punishment in his life

by This pseudonym is cool. May 06, 2024

Wifi DJ

when a song is remixed by poor wifi connection

"Dude the wifi dj keeps messing with the drop: "Des..paci ..........to""

by fag 4 life September 25, 2017

The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.

"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

LS wifi

this wifi is so suspicious that it so fuckin useless, even every students try to use it to play different type of game, its so trash that even grandma is faster that it

LS wifi is something more

by squatting parrot October 05, 2021

wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 27, 2024

Wifi

That stuff that allows you to get internet at your local McDonalds.

I like wifi

by frigles freckle September 08, 2017