N. Wine + Hangover = Wangovèr
When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.
When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.
Example 1:
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.
Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.
Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.
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