Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga

Beaver Walrus

by Daddy2222 April 5, 2012

Warya

A tribal and legendary exclamation that is only to be screamed by the noblest of people. This heavenly vocal piece originates from the majestic land of Somalia and is said only by the one true king. When you hear this, it is said chills are sent are up your spine and the very earth shakes to its vibrations. Be warned that when it is screamed that the great Somali ancestors and past kings will transfer their energy into the minds of all and the entire population will join in. The chant is only to be led by the lucozade drinking king who inherits this power from his father.

Person: Oy im gonna rob your lunch money
King: You wouldnt want to do that
Person: Why not? - proceeds to do it anyway-
King: WARYA
Person: -Faints, and body is evaporated-
Teachers: Aw shit here we go again
Earth: -Rumbles-

by TheMemeDealer January 22, 2020

retarded walrus

A sex position where the mans hands and feet are tied to a bedpost. He thrusts back and forth in the chick. The most important part is at all times the man must have a live fish in his mouth.

" Dude Jill gave me the best retarded walrus last night." Said derek.
"Cool I'm fucking her after school."

by sexfiendmonstercock November 19, 2007

floppy walrus

when you are receiving head from a female just before you bust a nut, slam her head down on your cock and make the jizz come out of her nose. This causes a walrus type movement.

D-Car: Yo son, that was a crazy party nigga!
Mat: hell yeah meng, I got head from that crazy bitch!
D-Car: Fo rizzeal? Do anything crazy?
Mat: Damn right, floppy walrus'd that bitch.
D-Car: You my friend, are a straight up gangsta ass nigga.

by Mat Walsh October 29, 2006

Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.

OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008

wally gog

White version of a golly wog , see wigger for definition.
White boy who thinks he is black.

Check out that golly wog, he thinks he's f*cking P-Diddy.

by Rusty Camaro April 15, 2005

wally dollars

The peanuts that Walmart employees work for. Much like the income earned from most other jobs however much of it just finds its way back into the stores cash registers.

I got my check from the store last week. After groceries and that oil change they might as well have paid me in wally dollars.

by socialpanic December 10, 2010