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Good Night Vicar

If someone has died or had a close call with death it is to be used.
It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.

It was good night vicar for him after that accident.
by jdi0093113 February 5, 2010
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throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
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More Tea, Vicar?

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind
Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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Vicari

-a large, sexy, hairy beast that is exceptionally good at basketball.
-a large mammal, close to the gorilla, but bigger.
- a sex tornado on ice
- a sex move that involves impregnating a women by catching her in a massive tangle of hair and ripping her vag apart with your "tree trunk"
- the human equivalent to a deracho
you were just destroyed by that vicari
by phil studenim April 9, 2010
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visal

A word to describe a black dude or short of the N word.
YO MY VISAL, YOU LOOKING VISAL TODAY
by BLACK DUDE HI HI HI April 6, 2017
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vesar

a strong masculine albanian male who has the power and looks to defeat all threats and challenges
may come with a sexy fringe
albanians who are gorgeos are named 'vesar'
by james marc hyde October 21, 2011
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Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.
The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.
by Leg End May 7, 2008
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