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wishful vibrating

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.
debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.
by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 4, 2010
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vibrateathon

When a group of males get their phones and make them vibrate, then they put their phone on top pf their dick. They try to see who's the last one to cum.
Last night my friends and I had a vibrateathon. I ended up 4th place.
by Ratchetloverofgrax April 21, 2016
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vibrating condoms

A condom that vibrates.

An ad:
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They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
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Girl: "Hey baby, wanna try out the new vibrating condoms? They seem amazing."
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by NotY1ddyt January 20, 2018
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Amish Vibrator

Shoving a carrot in your ass or vagina and letting a hamster or mouse eat it
Bro I did the Amish vibrator last night, it was great until the hamster got stuck
by Longboi69 January 26, 2021
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extra large vibrating dildo

an extra large vibrating dildo is a fake cock that vibrates but bigger
"angel t used ur nans extra large vibrating dildo last night at paris p's
by 70998 October 23, 2020
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vibration analyst

A professional that studies the vibrations of machines and equipment, for the purpose of predicting which parts that may be wearing out. The ‘art’ of analyzing the vibration data is that of which a very select few can do. The analyst in most cases are extremely good looking, have a bum chin, and are great lovers.
The way Steve analyses those vibrations you can just tell he’s a great lover!

That Vibration Analyst is no 5-9!
by Steve Christensen January 7, 2008
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vibrator

noun: something that vibrates, usually a dildo
You should try out my vibrator some time.
by Kerp March 6, 2004
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