vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

vanker

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.

Guy - Up Urs Vanker!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

vaneesha

A tiny little midget like Indian Goddess that is really beautiful but a complete whack job at times with great taste in Emmetts!

She is such a Vaneesha

by Bails bailey March 5, 2015

vanetta

used to define regal simplicity. used in Louisiana. Often associated with vanity, but recognized as down to earth. A form of Vanessa.

I went out with Lisa. She's total vanetta

by richvinva November 28, 2010

Vanessa Wow

The type of Vanessa that is so outlandish in speech, ideas, experiences, and lifestyle, that the only feedback on her is a baffled "Wow..."

Often an expression of disbelief.

Used to identify which Vanessa one is speaking of...even if only one Vanessa is known to the user of this expression. Not just any Vanessa. Vanessa Wow.

Expression Coined by Jodi Trout.

"Last night I talked a tourist into giving me his wedding ring as a birthday gift. He was sober."

"wow"

"I traded it to the bathroom attendant for a cigarette and a pink starburst at 3am"

"Vanessa WOW." accompanied by an aghast expression.

by Vanessa Wow October 24, 2009

Vanessad

Being completely shit faced to the point where you don't remember anything thats happened and having to get carried back home.

Josh: "Bro, last night was amazing, I was completely wasted"
Brody: "Na bro, you were way past that, you literally vanessad"

by SaugaMan99 September 18, 2018

vaneesa

Vaneesa is Heaven sent. She has the biggest heart of anyone you could meet. She has beautiful eyes and her smile will light up the room. Vaneesa appreciates the finer things in life, including tropical destinations, quesadillas and margaritas. She keeps alot of weight on her shoulders but you will only know its bothering her if you are very close to her. She doesnt know her own worth. She is beautiful and doesnt realize it. She is one of the best friends you could have and will have your back in the scrappiest of times. She can take your secrets to the grave and be your ride or die. Vaneesa is truly a one of a kind.

I am so glad that i have a Vaneesa in my life.

by SouthernMomma December 22, 2018