meaty vag

A vagina with rather large clit lips.

She pulled aside her panties to expose her meaty vag.

by Greenguy March 29, 2008

Puss Vag

Someone who gets really upset if you call them a puss vag.

bro - 'You are literally the biggest puss vag'

puss vag - 'Holy shit I'm leaving fuck all you guys'

bro - 'Yeah you're a puss vag'

by literallybiggestpussvag August 26, 2010

vag badge

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power

female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

vag block

1. The female form of the noun cock block.

2. Also a verb with the same meaning as cock block

Ashley: Hey, let us use your bed.
Amanda: No, I'm studying.
Ashley: Come on, don't be a vag block.

by Amanda March 8, 2005

Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

vag pat

noun

A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.
Often used by douche bags who fake tan.

-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal."

by 1894657 June 2, 2009

Vodka Vag

Vodka Vag is the term given to a woman who has a dry pussy due to drinking too many dry vodka martini's.

I tried to get with that drunk chick last night, but she had a bad case of "Vodka Vag"!

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011