University of Utah

Institute of higher education in the state of Utah. Mormons come here to "go wild", other people come to get a hint of what Nazi prison camp was like. Upon graduation, most students enter one of the state's two industries: religion or skiing.

- "So where are you going to college?"
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."

by bruce54 October 16, 2005

Utah

A mistake when texting or in a chat room, while using auto correct or T9. Also could be a word spelled wrong for other reasons such as a cracked mobile screen.
T9 spells "Nasty" as "Marty" by pressing 6-2-7-8-9 on a touch tone keypad. One might misspell the word "guys" as "guts" as the letters T and Y are next to each other on a qwerty keybord

Don: Hey guts, how's it going?
Don: sorry, utah! my screen is cracked... can't see "T" and "Y" very well. hey guys, how's it going?
Z: going great Don, have you seen Nasty?
Z: oops, utah! have you seen Marty?

by martian00 September 26, 2010

utahraptor

The gayest man woman and child alive

Utahraptor is quite gay sir

by Zex223 April 11, 2020

Utah

A huge place full of mormons

Man 1: "dude, utah is one huge cult"

Man 2: "pretty much"

by ave boss February 25, 2014

Utah Chub

A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.

Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!

by Professorbeerhands January 10, 2017

Utah

99% Of Americans are fooled. Warning this is not a Real state and does not exist. Don’t believe me go to the Wikipedia Page. Tell me it doesn’t say Imaginary Utah

Hey you know that state Utah? No that’s not a Real state what are you talking about?

by chickenjfjdjdkjd November 19, 2017

Utah

A state inhabited almost entirely by Mormons.

There are a lot of Mormons in Utah.

by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019