Tyson

Tall like a tree, and this guy is FUNNY! Loves to party, have fires, fish, AND he fixes things!!!

Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.

He 's got jokes for days.

Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.

I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.

Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!

"Oh look at that bull"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"

by ur biggest regret July 16, 2023

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tyson st vincent

Tyson st vincent is a guy who thinks hes the don, but hes not really the don. Tyson is a funny guy who is very loud and will probably wreck your ears with a flute.

Man 1: "Hey man, I have Tyson St Vincent in my English class"
Man 2: "I wish you luck, I couldn't bare that"

by Madisonyournan September 27, 2023

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Typical Tyson

Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.

"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"

"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

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Mike Tyson Challenge

It’s when you grab a 2L Fiji along with 4g of magic mushrooms.

Yo Tyler’s crazy, he said he was some wild things after doing the Mike Tyson Challenge.

by Drek4l January 17, 2021

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sonic tyson

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!

Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!

by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021

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"Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" debuted in 1987 on the Nintendo Entertainment System™, in which that of itself first commercialized 5 years before, 1982. "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" (which will be further be said as Punchout), was a sports boxing video game by ©Nintendo. Punchout has been often listed among the greatest video games ever to exist.
The following lists the game fighters/opponents:
1. Glass Joe
2. Von Kaiser

3. Piston Honda/Piston Hondo
4. Don Flamenco

5. King Hippo
6. Great Tiger
9. Bald Bull
10. Soda Popinski
11. Mr. Sandman
12. Super Macho Man
13. Mike Tyson/ nasty fucker mr. dream

Mike Tyson was removed from Punchout in 1990 when losing the James "Buster" Douglas and then Evander Holyfeild in that same year by mr drem

by asphaltfries April 21, 2022

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