Twitching

Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.

3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.

Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.

by Blender Fuck April 18, 2009

twerking

The pain and spasms associated when you tweek your back out while jerking off.

I was about to cum but my back started twerking.

by diggdugg4 November 5, 2013

Teching

To improve ones technique in some form of activity through the act of focused and sustained self-observation (and may be aided by use of tools such as shooting cell-phone video footage of one’s self)

You must be your own best tech if you want to improve.

I’m teching myself with footage I’ve shot with my phone.

by INDISCIPLINE May 23, 2018

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011

twerking filibuster

dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down manner, obstructing progress in a legislative assembly while not technically contravening the required procedures.

The new bill containing big-agri earmarks was defeated by a twerking filibuster lasting over 45 minutes.

by krittyboi January 3, 2014

Twerking

Classy

They girl over there spider twerking is soooooo classy.

by mydaddysaginger November 23, 2013

twereking

Reverse twerking, or rapid repeated pelvic thrust.

Ex. Dude she wants me. How do you know?
I was twereking behind her and she twerked back into me.

by Dat Gui from 4131 June 19, 2014