turtle

the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck

that one gay turtle

by lah lah lah November 23, 2014

turtle

Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.

Heryman is a turtle.

by turtleturtleturtle July 12, 2009

Turtle

A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.

"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"

by GioMoose April 01, 2009

turtle

to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.

He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.

by ste-fan-iii February 04, 2006

turtle

When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.

by LuLu828 July 28, 2005

turtles

Old people who walk VERY slow.

Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!

by Kim and Kathy June 28, 2003

Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

by nick November 26, 2003