turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.

Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma

by UncleBirdie May 23, 2021

Turbo Goth

Noun

Turbo Goth is a NYC based, electronic rock duo from the Philippines. Formed in 2008 by Sarah Gaugler (on lead vocals) and Paolo Peralta (on guitar/electronic sampler). They have been known for their very energetic live performances delivered with utmost sincerity to the craft of sleek sound and style.

Hey, have you heard the band, Turbo Goth's, newest song? It's on their website!

by QuixoticKnowledge March 10, 2018

turbo feet

A person who is very persistent to get you to do something; often nags.

Person 1 - "HEY PASS ME THE BONG MAN! WHERES THE LIGHTER? PASS ME THE LIGHTER! DLKGJDLKGJLALKFGJADLK"
Person 2 - "easy there, turbo feet"

by SkunksShedParty October 21, 2013

Turbo Hoe

The epitome of being a hoe. Will literally fuck anything that walks, and can consistently be found bragging about sexual encounters. She has a body count of over 69 and is almost always Catholic, incredibly freaky. *Will attempt Cock and Ball Torture on you without your consent.

Homie 1: Bro did you hear about Celeste, she's constantly talking about how she railed her bf before they got to his house cause' she "couldn't wait.
Homie 2: Oh shit dude yeah, now that you say it she really seems like a fucking Turbo Hoe to me ngl.

by MhadDawg January 28, 2020

turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 01, 2007

turbo-Mormon

A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.

My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!

by logologician December 07, 2013