The actual alchemical process a product or message (turd) undergoes during its transformation into something a committee or focus group expects will be desirable or acceptable.
Requires judicious application of turd polish, a meeting, and mad skillz.
Requires judicious application of turd polish, a meeting, and mad skillz.
Using her magical powers to cause turdsubstantiation, Lucy was able to transform the app's constant crashes into "instant memory clean up and performance optimizations."
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The art of opening ones foreskin, filling with a measure of selected alcoholic beverage and dispensing into the mouth of a willing participant. (Note can be performed with the participant kneeling or the dispensary standing on a chair, table or similar.) usually preceded by gentleman’s agreement
“Did you see that bloke on the dance floor do a tucksy last night?!” “Yeah he’ll regret that in the morning”
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Is a pro at all games he plays except for Rocket League.
He enjoys sitting in his room all day and likes to sleep. Dislikes socialising and leaving the house for irrelevant purposes.
Balances his ‘lifestyle’ with vigorous hourly excersises to make sure he is shape for his next slumber.
Is a pro at all games he plays except for Rocket League.
He enjoys sitting in his room all day and likes to sleep. Dislikes socialising and leaving the house for irrelevant purposes.
Balances his ‘lifestyle’ with vigorous hourly excersises to make sure he is shape for his next slumber.
Guy: Did you see Turese’s stream last night? He hit 29 quad feeds and reached top 500 rank in the world!
Guy 2: What a unit.
Guy 2: What a unit.
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