trumpet playing scolop 

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well

ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop

trumpet playing scolop by hamish August 8, 2003

trumpet cookie 

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

trumpet cookie by Camokt June 16, 2016

Trumpet-in-chief 

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!

A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!

Trumpet-in-chief by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017

trumpet transfer 

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.

'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'

trumpet transfer by Must Stank October 1, 2017

Trumpet Kid

A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.

That kid is a real annoying kid .
OR.
That kid is a real trumpet kid

Trumpet Kid by Your_Maker June 5, 2018

trumpet pinky 

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

trumpet pinky by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

Trumpet Blasted 

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

Trumpet Blasted by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020